Quick Rant
Mar 29th, 2007 by Mike
You know, day in and day out I sit at work listening to a local radio station. Mind you, most people understand my dislike for the crap they play on the radio they call music. But that’s not the focus of this.
Currently the station I’m listening to is running a bracket competition of musicians called the MM-ARCH Madness (heh, very clever) where they play blocks of two bands and the listeners call or text in with their vote as to who moves on. Metallica is out on round two. Tom Petty knocked them out. TOM. FUCKING. PETTY. Not mind you, I’m not much of a Metallica fan anymore, but come on. The people who listen to the radio never cease to amaze me. But that’s not the focus of this.
The focus of this is a question. Just a simple question. DO THESE FUCKING MARKETING PEOPLE EVER LISTEN TO THEIR FUCKING COMMERCIALS?!?!?!?!?!!!!!1111
Every marketing rep needs to be tied to a chair and listen to their commercial 400 times over the course of an 8 hour day. Then they need to repeat that for 1 week. If they haven’t committed suicide by the end of the regime, then the commercial should go to air. I. CAN’T. STAND. How annoying most of these commercials are. I would never purchase any product based on a commercial I can’t stand.
“But you remember the product because you hate the commercial for it so it works!” you might say. Incorrect. I am less likely to remember something I can’t stand because I have no idea what the hell IT is. When I dislike it, I either change the channel, turn it off, or tune it out.
In conclusion, I am happy to report that I take pleasure knowing that the advertising company just lost money on me which in turn makes me sad that those lost funds didn’t make it into my pocket. 
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That is all Good Citizen.
GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING!!!!!1111